What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

How do you know when someone really loves you?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

My wife always forces me to suck my bulls dick and balls and even Lick his cum from her face and tits and they even humiliate me very badly plus she always talks about big Dicks everywhere everytime and show me pics of huge cocks what should I do ?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?